LIX - LXIV
LIX. In her spare time, Mariah Carey teaches ducks to sing.
LX. The sun is populated by a virile yet nebulous race of ragin' heat-creatures who by night gather around the refrigerator and tell horror stories of the icy-cool and pitchy dark Earth.
LXI. Before he found movie stardom, Sean Connery was the champion goat-wrestler of South-West Aberdeen for seven years in a row.
LXII. American defence secretary Donald Rumsfeld relaxes after an arduous day of senile truculence by playing upon a solid gold harpsichord before a captive audience of slumbering Labradors.
LXIII. Before inventing the telephone, Alexander Graham Bell developed a light source that was too bright to be seen, but cancelled the project upon encountering marketing problems.
LXIV. Virginia is the only state in the US to retain death by chocolate as a method of execution.
LX. The sun is populated by a virile yet nebulous race of ragin' heat-creatures who by night gather around the refrigerator and tell horror stories of the icy-cool and pitchy dark Earth.
LXI. Before he found movie stardom, Sean Connery was the champion goat-wrestler of South-West Aberdeen for seven years in a row.
LXII. American defence secretary Donald Rumsfeld relaxes after an arduous day of senile truculence by playing upon a solid gold harpsichord before a captive audience of slumbering Labradors.
LXIII. Before inventing the telephone, Alexander Graham Bell developed a light source that was too bright to be seen, but cancelled the project upon encountering marketing problems.
LXIV. Virginia is the only state in the US to retain death by chocolate as a method of execution.
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