LIV - LVIII
LIV. Cliff Richard is actually nine identical Mexicans who take turns.
LV. Popular '80s singing duo Black Lace devastated Europe in 1347, killing one third of the Occidental population.
LVI. The town of Rhyl in North Wales was stolen in 1967 by a gang of ruthless ogres. It was returned relatively undamaged a year later, and screwed back in before anybody noticed.
LVII. Dido's debut album, entitled Music For Wankers, was cancelled a week before its release and has never since resurfaced.
LVIII. Bono's attic is full of pubic hair, in which he frolics on public holidays.
LV. Popular '80s singing duo Black Lace devastated Europe in 1347, killing one third of the Occidental population.
LVI. The town of Rhyl in North Wales was stolen in 1967 by a gang of ruthless ogres. It was returned relatively undamaged a year later, and screwed back in before anybody noticed.
LVII. Dido's debut album, entitled Music For Wankers, was cancelled a week before its release and has never since resurfaced.
LVIII. Bono's attic is full of pubic hair, in which he frolics on public holidays.
posted by Aaron at 10:40 pm
