XXVIII - XXX

XXVIII. The UK No. 1 selling single over Christmas 1973 was Hot Carls All Round!! by Rattlin' Paddy Greed & The Metronomic Mesturbators.

XXIX. Pandas like abseiling.

XXX. When you are undergoing an operation, as soon as the anaesthetic takes effect the doctors remove your brain and kick it around the operating theatre whilst cackling insanely. They usually sew it in and glue your head back on before you come to.